wrywlf:

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

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snpchatting:

a star is born

(via scrapy-coco)

gigaguess:

You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

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vanjalen:

i love every part of this

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inverted-typo:

thenimbus:

Cat Burger

Relevant and necessary

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david-beckdamn:

Voldemort: The Boy Who Lived, come to die.

Harry: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

(via sirtearex)

ultrafacts:

strangej0urney:

ultrafacts:

Ultrafacts Source

Look at its tiny teeth this is horrifying

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oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

(Source: bladetheroosterteethfanguy, via hilariousemotionalbreakdowns)

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

(via trouserweasel)

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

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