shutupaubrey:

shopping for clothes is only fun when you’re rich and skinny

(via walt-gisnep)

notafraidofstopping876:

broadwayismagic:

nxt-2-nrml:

How does being a fan of Broadway even work for people who don’t live in New York? like, are you guys ok?

No. No we’re not.

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(via reno-sweeney-todd)

underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

(via i-suck-dick)

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles, via legit-humour)

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

(via thathilariousasian)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via thathilariousasian)

fuckyesliampayne:

justiceandromance:

alex-is-fab:

gay-on:

Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.

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Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.

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Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.

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SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS

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(Source: alsohigh, via slapinbitcheswithfishes)

(Source: edsbigcock, via guy)

flamingoflaminstop:

when you like and reblog your own selfie

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(Source: slihgtlydyslexic, via ruinedchildhood)

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals With Unusual Fur Markings [bp]

Previously: Cats Sitting Like HumansBunnies Sticking Their Tongues Out

(via legit-humour)