shopping for clothes is only fun when you’re rich and skinny
How does being a fan of Broadway even work for people who don’t live in New York? like, are you guys ok?
No. No we’re not.
a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotle
"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President"
Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.
Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.
Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.
SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS
when you like and reblog your own selfie