Me trying to finish something important on time:
craigslist houseshare ad: “i have a garden growing in my shower so you have to use eco-friendly hair products. you will see worms and other insects, and you will occasionally see a spider too but they all help out the ecosystem.”
when she ready for round two but you look down and ur meat like
Bikini Bottom just got real..
Ronald Reagan Wearing Sweatpants On Air Force One
when is trix cereal ever going to be shaped like fruit again? did i just imagine french toast crunch? can i still have the dino egg oatmeal? why is breakfast so hard as you grow up?
"oh my god it’s finally empty."
"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!! YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"
I cannot tell you how much bunnies love beds
My bunny does this every morning in her cage
My bunny was doing this and crashed into my fucking face