eating something and then realizing its expired
Are you cussing with me?
Ad for a local pizza shop. [x]
Imagine messing around with people with this thing.
All those times you thought someone was calling your name.?
you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk
Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.
YES GIRL GET IT
this is honestly my favorite post