it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen
You fucked up you seriously fucked up.
i love every part of this
Relevant and necessary
Voldemort: The Boy Who Lived, come to die.
Harry: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
Look at its tiny teeth this is horrifying
a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan
years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal
he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”
I DONT GET IT????
Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck