sniffing:

eating something and then realizing its expired

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latersonthemenjayy:

Are you cussing with me?

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tastefullyoffensive:

Ad for a local pizza shop. [x]

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lysssa1031:

winnieeffingrocks:

ultrafacts:

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Imagine messing around with people with this thing.
All those times you thought someone was calling your name.?

Dude


Not cool

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uglyadult:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

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z33zy:

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

YES GIRL GET IT

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cliterallysame:

this is honestly my favorite post

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raisesomehale:

inquiringcharlie:

there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them

Beyonce

this guy

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